![]() ![]() (In the modern periodic table, a group or family corresponds to one vertical column. The periodic table allows chemists a shortcut by arranging typical elements according to their properties and putting the others into groups or families with similar chemical characteristics. Were it not for the simplification provided by this chart, students of chemistry would need to learn the properties of all 118 known elements. The term “periodic” is based on the discovery that elements show patterns in their chemical properties at certain regular intervals. Mendeleev left spaces for elements he expected to be discovered, and today’s periodic table contains 118 elements, starting with hydrogen and ending with oganesson, a chemical element first synthesized in 2002 at the Joint Institute for Nuclear Research (JINR) in Dubna, Russia, by a team of Russian and American scientists. Its story is over 200 years old, and throughout its history, it has been a subject for debate, dispute and alteration.Īttempts to classify elements and group them in ways that explained their behavior date back to the 1700s, but the first actual periodic table is generally credited to Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev, a Russian chemist who in 1869 arranged 63 known elements according to their increasing atomic weight. Go into any scientist’s office or lecture hall anywhere in the world and you are likely to see one. This also means that you will be in equilibrium with our grand spectrum of regaling and bamboozling the world through a chain reaction of word play.There is no more enduring reflection of science than the Periodic Table of Chemical Elements, which sheds light not only on the essence of chemistry but physics and biology as well. We hope these puns will incentivize you to take the periodic table seriously, ’cause once you do, you will be able to catalyze more puns to our list. What would you say, if you saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous cat-walking together? Iron enough, I earn enough, take that old man. Girl’s Father to Boy: How much do you make for a living? Periodic Table of Dogs Kelsey Johnson Chemistry 2 Dogs of the Working Group were bred to perform such jobs as guarding property, pulling sleds and performing water rescues. Where do you put your dirty dishes, folks? What will happen if Iron Man and Silver Surfer decided to come together? ![]() There’s a man from the big blue planet and he seems famished… They learned that Iron Man is actually a Fe(Iron) – Male(Man). Some girls were devastated after today’s Chemistry class, know why? What would you call a person with technical affinity? There’s one smart element in the f-block and he is… ![]() We tell y’all folks, no matter how smart you are, you must never swank off, especially when the other party has no iota of interest in your turf. What would you say if you saw Nobelium and Silicon after a long time?Įmma finally decided to dump her boyfriend, because…īoy: Hey girl, you made of Copper and Tellurium?īoy: ‘Cause you are Cu(Copper) Te(Tellurium).Ī poor Chemistry nerd’s proposal got rejected, guess why?īecause he wrote Iodine Lutetium Vanadium Uranium to a girl, which meant I Luv U. There’s one good guy in the periodic table, know who? So, before we are saturated with our own ‘pun-tasti-city’ and start acting pre-phosphorous, we think it’s time we presented you with funny ‘periodic table puns’, but here comes a ca(u)tion – don’t blame us if you lose your electrons guffawing hard, hey and even if you lose, you’ll be positive. Whoa, we are on fire! And by now, you must have figured, we also dig some chemistry and it’s on the table, oh boy, we are so in our element. So before you are tempted to blow some of your noble gases (they aren’t noble from any angle and yes there’s a pun there) and make the entire atmosphere unstable, we thought we would make things light and positively affinitive (pun everywhere). Remembering all those elements in periodic tables banjaxes our precious little noggin’s configuration (pun, here). This article is our way of putting all puttering souls in their respective orbits. James Bond prefers it stirred, not shaken, whereas Ionic bond prefers it taken, not shared. ![]()
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